Wednesday, August 2, 2006

classifications of professors

1. irresponsible/always tired/always late professors
he always come to class 30 minutes late, spends 30 minutes in checking the attendance and spends 30 minutes talking what just happened to him. then he goes out, saying he forgot something and comes back after 30 minutes.. for all we know, the time for the whole period is over!
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2. magna cum laude professors
they always think you can do anything they say. they think you have a super brain. they don't care if you have a lot of things to do with other subjects. they always tell you to be like them. they always put an emphasis of how many awards they had and how many achievments they had back in college. they always blah about their masterals, thesis and their work experience. they don't care if you understand the lesson, all they do is talk and talk and talk! and the lesson is done, not thinking if their students is really done with the lesson.
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3. old school professors
as they enter the classroom, they have this big dark rimmed glasses almost on the tip of their nose. they spent 30 minutes on checking the attendance because they always forgot who was the last name they checked. then much time was spent again on recalling the last lesson. through out the discussion, they just stay on the teacher's table, blabbing about what was written on the book. they will not dismiss you even for the last 5 minutes. no recitations, no questions, just blabs until all their students are now doodling on their notebooks.
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4. cool professors
they make lessons, even the hardest ones, interesting and easy! through out the whole period, you are awake. either the lesson interests you or his jokes made you laugh. he dismisses the class 5-15 minutes earlier. he asks questions and clarifies everything before he goes out of the classroom. his tests are tricky but easy. after every semester, you always find time to greet him in the hallways everytime he passes by.
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5. terror professors
all students curse him for a big reason. everytime he passes by the hall, evil eyes stare. once they knew he was their professor, they are ready to drop the subject or change their section or.. if you have no choice, you'll have to suffer on his class which would feel like more than ten years. he makes easy lessons hard. he makes sure you don't get it. his exams makes you shiver and sweat and cry until your brain stops functioning. and when the term ends, the sight of your grade from his subject makes you wanna vomit.
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i just made this.. :) hehe.. the other day, i brought 4 bottles of C2. today, i brought 3 bottles nman. hehe.. sanay na kong matinding tinitignan ng mga guards ang bag ko dahil sa dami ng C2 bottles.
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may traffic nnman ng tao sa MRT kanina, slow moving grabe. parang feeling ko pati ung daanan ng tao dapat nilalagayan ng stop light para maayos. ang init pa! hay..
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marxi, paolo, nigel and i bonded kanina for one and a half hour sa canteen. ang ginawa lang namin? kumain, kumain at kumain! wala nga kong nasave ngayong araw na to eh. ung last na kinain namin, banana con yelo na hindi lasang saging. pero masarap padin. ang engot ko nga eh, hinihipan ko, e ang lamig lamig nun. spoof tlga. hehe..
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hay, wala ko makwento.. :)